I must AQUIRE them.
Here's my post-apocalyptic survival book list (Take note, I haven't actually read any of them yet, but as I get to them, I'll review them... since you know, I live in a nuclear wasteland and can test the practicality of each book.):
- U.S. Armed Forces Nuclear, Biological And Chemical Survival Manual, by Dick Couch
- Emergency Food Storage & Survival Handbook: Everything You Need to Know to Keep Your Family Safe in a Crisis, by Peggy Layton
- Crisis Preparedness Handbook: A Comprehensive Guide to Home Storage and Physical Survival, by Jack Spigarelli
- How to Survive the End of the World as We Know It: Tactics, Techniques, and Technologies for Uncertain Times, by James Wesley Rawles
- Effects of Nuclear Earth-Penetrator and Other Weapons, by the Committee on the Effects of Nuclear Earth-Penetrator and Other Weapons and the National Research Council
- The effects on humans of world-wide stratospheric fallout from a nuclear war and from nuclear tests by Charles Shapiro
- NUCLEAR WAR SURVIVAL MANUAL, PROTECTION IN THE NUCLEAR AGE by FEMA
- Nuclear Emergency: How to Protect Your Family from Nuclear Radiation, Fallout and Terrorism by Ken Larson
PFFFFT.
There's like a billion more, but really, unless you have a specialty in nuclear science and live near a well stocked bomb shelter, you're pretty much done for.